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The front shows a slightly annoyed, deadpan face with the curved caption “i’m not impressed,” a quiet joke for people who prefer wry humor over loud slogans. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it good for slow coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or layered warmth on chilly walks. It wears like a lived-in favorite while the clean white canvas keeps the graphic crisp and readable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it when you want to let your expression do the talking—at meetups with friends who get the vibe, during casual weekends, or when you need a low-key statement for lounging or quick errands. 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\u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 14.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 15.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Soft, light, and quietly confident — this tee speaks to the coffee-first, smile-second crowd. 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Soft, lived-in cotton that moves with you and a cheeky emoji design that says what words won’t. This semi-fitted tee settles comfortably at the hips, with reinforced shoulders and side seams that keep its shape after many washes. Wear it when you want to be playful, a little bold, and casually expressive — whether you’re catching up with friends, grabbing coffee, or lounging at home. The simple front print reads like a wink: minimal, fun, and unapologetically direct.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton on solid colors (heathers and antiques vary)\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz \/ 180 g\/m²) for structure without bulk\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e- Neck and shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Semi-fitted cut with side seams and a tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56771804823929,"sku":"11671615183055791156","price":22.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Azalea","offer_id":56771804856697,"sku":"24452338851526309391","price":22.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":56771804889465,"sku":"85000185368594981492","price":22.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":56771804922233,"sku":"32739000500378938277","price":22.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light 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A bold, graphic battery icon and the words “Social Battery: 1%” sit center chest, catching eyes without demanding conversation. The semi-fitted cut follows the body for a flattering silhouette while staying comfortable through long outings or quick errand runs. It layers easily under jackets for cooler evenings or pairs with jeans and sneakers for low-key meetups. Wear it when you want to set expectations with a wink — brunch, book club, or a crowded market become signals rather than obligations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors); selected heathers and antiques blend with polyester for added softness\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) balances structure and breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Semi-fitted silhouette offers a flattering, modern shape\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Neck\/shoulder tape and side seams maintain shape; tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON 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